fazekas2000

My coffee maker is the most violent sounding machine!
I dare not enter the kitchen until it has finished spewing its' guts for fear it will explode its' black evil contents and scald me with hatred!

Well let's see... Hey, open your eyes. Okay that's better. Alright now... God damn it, would you stay awake please!? Thank you. Okay, my name is.... Fuck! Did you fall asleep again? Fuck it. Roll over bitch.