Dear Brian. you are bad at jibbing and no amount of hits from your (awesome) rome snowboards flask will change that. please stop banging me on things just because the snow is shitty.

sincerely,
your right knee.


p.s. your left shoulder says "FUCK YOU", in case your lack of mobility in that arm wasn't enough
p.p.s. your frontside airs, backside airs, and wall rides are looking pretty solid.
p.p.p.s. stick to riding powder old man.