"I feel dumb for missing you so much when I never got to see you on a regular basis and it hasn't even been a week lol. Guess that means you = pretty awesome person. I miss you lots, please take care, and if you ever make it back east, look up an old friend.

Oh yeah and since this is supposed to be a testimonial, you have sexy hips "

"happy birthday to you. happy birthday to you. happy birthday dear jetta. happy birthday to you. and many mooooooooooooore."