age: 31 (Sep 29, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2004

occupation: MAN WHORE

sign: Libra

crush: Naomi Cambell

gets me hot: Suicide Girls, punk/goth chicks

makes me happy: sex, alchohol, cigarettes, and masterbation

into: Punk/Goth chicks who love getting out and having a good time.

fantasy: Having Sarah McLaughlin and Alicia Keys in a naked piano duel for the right to screw me till my nose bleeds!

makes me sad: when i can't get laid, am sober, out of cigarettes, and am too tired to masterbate.

most humbling moment: I had a 64 Chev. Impala. When checking the oil once, I decided that the hood needed an extra push. I sat down on it and got my ass pinched between the hood. I was there for several hours before my ex finally came home and pryed me loose.

stats: 6'3, Sexy as a Mutha

i lost my virginity: at 15 to my 32 year old niehbor (talk about Mrs. Robinson!!)