age: 35 (Sep 29, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2004

occupation: MAN WHORE

makes me happy: sex, alchohol, cigarettes, and masterbation

into: Punk/Goth chicks who love getting out and having a good time.

makes me sad: when i can't get laid, am sober, out of cigarettes, and am too tired to masterbate.

gets me hot: Suicide Girls, punk/goth chicks

sign: Libra

fantasy: Having Sarah McLaughlin and Alicia Keys in a naked piano duel for the right to screw me till my nose bleeds!

most humbling moment: I had a 64 Chev. Impala. When checking the oil once, I decided that the hood needed an extra push. I sat down on it and got my ass pinched between the hood. I was there for several hours before my ex finally came home and pryed me loose.

stats: 6'3, Sexy as a Mutha

body mods: Nevermind the Horns, they keep my halo from falling off!!

crush: Naomi Cambell