age: 29 (Apr 09, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2008

occupation: professional waster

into: music, books, comics, drink, more drink, seeing friends, going places.

gets me hot: smell, breathing, biting, go figure.

stats: room for improvement

fantasy: following through on what i want and not managing to fuck it up.

makes me happy: when bad things happen to stupid people.

sign: my BS detcetor just went off.

crush: female with a pulse.

i lost my virginity: pretty sure that sex is a lie started to annoy me.

makes me sad: the fact that talent and fame seem to be completely separate.