About Me

Soaked all in Bushmill's n' actin' like a fool...Comin' of like an asshole, when I try to play cool...So fuckin' drunk, I'd make love to a mule, but I'll end up in a corner playin' pocket pool....

MEMBER SINCE: September 2002

occupation: Rascal

fantasy: bullet resilience

crush: Maggie Gyllenhaal

i lost my virginity: in Delaware.

heroes: Howard Stern

gets me hot: freckles n' belly buttons