age: 89 (Dec 23, 1923)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2003

occupation: Hot rod builder, Stuntman

stats: 8'11,540,lbs.,and,hung.like,Don,Knotts

sign: Meteors from the heavens and global warming.

crush: Tigerlili's belly and Cuddlesluts hamby jambys.

makes me sad: When tigerlili goes away for awhile, Blowing a 6000 dollar engine, Cutting a tire and wiping out, Geting beat in a race, when my computer decides to shit all over my desk right in the middle of an important research project on SG, Traffic, More traffic and any traffic, When a goth girl crosses my path and i'm not with her.

i lost my virginity: To a white trash girl from Chicago. Way too much eye makeup that reminds me of Tammy Faye Baker. It was the 80's what can I say.

into: Getting set on fire. Hot rods, Motorcycles, High end Imports and anything to do with speed. Women in sweaters and jeans. Laying around the house. The small of the back on a woman that wants to be near me. Dyed hair. Anime women and women that look like Anime women.

fantasy: To take a highly trained group of men and woman, loaded with heavy firepower back and rescue William Wallace from death. Oh and 2 girls at once, but thats really a fantasy since I more than likely would pass out after #1.

most humbling moment: Getting beat up byt a fat girl in the 6th grade. I ended up in a trashcan cause I told her I would go with her if she lost 10 lbs, she did, I didn't and I looked like Oscar the Grouch after that.