age: 84 (Dec 23, 1923)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2003

occupation: Hot rod builder, Stuntman

sign: Meteors from the heavens and global warming.

stats: 8'11,540,lbs.,and,hung.like,Don,Knotts

crush: Tigerlili's belly and Cuddlesluts hamby jambys.

body mods: 49 Mercury in front of Neo Tokyo, right shoulder, Beetle Bailey catgirls on left arm, Tribals on right arm, Tribals on left leg.

fantasy: To take a highly trained group of men and woman, loaded with heavy firepower back and rescue William Wallace from death. Oh and 2 girls at once, but thats really a fantasy since I more than likely would pass out after #1.

gets me hot: Puffy Nipples, with rings or without, getting set on fire, women with tattoos, dark makeup and the attitude to match. A woman that is confident in herself enough to adorn her body with beautiful imagery but vulnerable enough to let me feel protective and allow me to be a Hero. O and Puffy Nipples.

into: Getting set on fire. Hot rods, Motorcycles, High end Imports and anything to do with speed. Women in sweaters and jeans. Laying around the house. The small of the back on a woman that wants to be near me. Dyed hair. Anime women and women that look like Anime women.

most humbling moment: Getting beat up byt a fat girl in the 6th grade. I ended up in a trashcan cause I told her I would go with her if she lost 10 lbs, she did, I didn't and I looked like Oscar the Grouch after that.