age: 34 (Sep 12, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2010

occupation: Problem Solver

into: Vehicles, Chicks, Weapons, Good Times...

crush: They are on here.

i lost my virginity: I sure did.

stats: 6' 3" & 225 lbs. A bunch of Chinese people described me as very big.

heroes: My Dad.

sign: Exit Only

makes me happy: Lots of things. Stand Up Comedy.

body mods: Clean slate.

makes me sad: Seeing people with lots of money buying stuff with an Access Card.

gets me hot: Chicks that like to play with themselves and/or each other. Pig Tails.