into: Elvis music/ movies (especially the bad stuff), toy coffins, dust collectors, talking shit on people, collecting Frankenstein crap, midget sightings, mumbling, Luck Cats, black hair dye, the train from Milwaukee to Chicago, walking in LA, the train from Los Angeles to San Diego, double cappuccinos, the train from New Jersey to New York, Wilde, creepers, pet monkeys, comfort food, David Lynch flicks, Mexican food (the good stuff), broccoli, cursing, scrambled eggs, being a shut-in, Prague, Leonard Cohen, mouth breathers, knuckle draggers, eye ballers, day walkers, moon stalkers, packaging -like wine bottle labels or Japanese candy, Vincent Price, Nick Cave, fifty cent words, five dollar tours, nudge nudging n wink winking, eating and drinking for fun, Polish jokes, skipping lines at Disneyland, shaking hands with the president, being anywhere but here, searching for beer at Disneyland, a touch of evil here and there, snoring, Pushead, the secession movement, rooftops, bookstores, Amoeba, checking out bands... and for some reason I am compelled to see any movie with Johnny Depp in it. Don't ask.
not into: Hanger onners and name droppers. If you're not interesting...who you 'did'... was interesting. Faux managers and scene whores make life enjoyable too. Keep folding them jeans at the Gap. And make sure Mom and Dad got your rent paid.
makes me happy: My Job.
Nerdy girls with (tumor-like) encyclopedic brains that wear cute underwear
makes me sad: Retarded people...
hobbies: Collect things that end up collecting dust. Like vinyl toys, art and tons of books
5 things i can't live without: books, computer, a pencil, a shower and me hombres
vices: coffee, beer, email and friends
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: working to afford more free time so I can work some more. Genius!
occupation: artiste`
body mods: tattoos and the occasional haircut
fantasy: It involves a monkey that drinks beer with me and helps the ladies take their clothes off.
sign: grrr
most humbling moment: Everyday.
i lost my virginity: In Milwaukee, in a hotel, in a girl.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
MY KINK FACTOR: I'm old-fashioned.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Indie Rocker, Straight Edge, Designwank, Burner, Retro, Hillbilly, Punk, Metalhead, Hipster, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Electroclasher, Geek, Fetish
