age: 37 (Oct 18, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: Tattoo artist / Thought criminal

crush: Yet to be announced

gets me hot: Dirty Talk, Sluety outfits, and gameshows on the spanish channel.

body mods: A grip O' tattoos, 1/2 inch plugs in lobes, big ass dick ring and does a vasectomy count?

i lost my virginity: much later than I would have liked to... but Im over it now.

stats: 195 pounds of manly joy.

into: long walks on the beach , the color of moonlight in the rain ... alright, I like art and video games. Are you happy now??

makes me happy: My kids,sleep, and dreams.

makes me sad: People covered in stupid, poorly done tattooes that give quality art and artists a bad rep.

sign: you must be at least this tall ^ to ride this attraction

fantasy: Varies with the weather.