Member: EvilizFunnier

EvilizFunnier is back from South America. Where's my alpaca?

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age: 37 (Jun 19, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2009

occupation: I fly planes... not my own, but still.

makes me happy: the ocean, flying, good music, naked chicks, travel, college football, the Muppets

makes me sad: ignorance, drinking hemlock, bad drivers, loneliness

sign: Gemini - there may be two of me but I haven't seen him.

crush: a blonde girl with great boobs and a sweet ass.

i lost my virginity: at 16 to a cheerleader. Which, on the good / bad scale, ranked pretty good.

heroes: my mom... and Batman.

into: boobs, football, hockey, and good whiskey.

most humbling moment: trying to call my friend at 3 am and realizing that I accidentally called his wife. In my drunken state I told her about the great strippers we were with and how one was going home with me. She was less than happy.

gets me hot: intelligence, a nice smile, confidence, talking dirty to me

fantasy: In a temple, dressed in Sun God robes with lots of naked women throwing little pickles at me.... Is that just me?

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