“Hehe, yep i'm back... hope things are going well ”

“"THE KID IS HOT!"”

“You are a great guy, and I never could've imagined anyone better for Missy to be with! You are so good to her, and I am happy that you have each other!”

“How have I not left a testimonial for this guy yet. He's an amazing person. Definitely one of the best things SG has done for my life. This man has definitely had an impact and we've been through quite a bit. Even though I live quite a ways away now, he's still right here when I need him.”

“Best dancer I know. ”

“He wants me.

Too bad he's with that Missy girl.”

“I he weren't all up on Missy and a guy and all hairy and was a girl and looked like Sandra Bullock, I would totally marry him!”

“I tell ya, this guy always astounds me. Smart, Cool, and UBER nice. I really can't say enough about him. If you haven't met Evan, you haven't met a truely good person yet. Did I mention he's cooler than polar Bears? well he is. Cooler than Eskimo Nookie too!”

“Well- EvanX was always kind enough to write in my journal even though he has like a billion friends on his list and I am sure he is a busy guy as well- And he always had nice things to say to me as well. I am glad I got to have you on my list- I wish him the best of luck!”

“I have a crush on Evan. Like whoa. Except his girlfriend could totally take me...so I'm leaving now...”

“evanx rules. i've met him and he is cool. i'll see him again and he'll still be cool!”

“evan spanks me, hard. i thought he was a mechanic because i am a poor, misinformed soul that doesn't watch TV with the exception of adult swim.”

“Why is it again that I didnt have a testimonial up till now??? I am an idiot thats why! Evan is fucking cool shit. He has been one of my oldest friends on here and I cant wait till we are actually able to hang out in person.

Those of you who dont know? You better fucking realize!”

“i was watching cinderella last night when i realized that evan is my fairy tale come true. we met at an sg event. that was our ball. we hung out together all day. we danced around our emotions all night. all in one day, i could simply think "so this is love." and i knew it was real and true and the best thing in this world. when it was time for him to run out on me, i couldn't let him go and i chased him all the way back to michigan. i never thought happily ever after could be real. but no matter how your heart is dreaming, if you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true. mine has.”