Updates:

- work: going well. Dungeon all sorted now for the silly boys who want abusing. Just ordered a sofa (the most grown up thing I've done in a while) for my room for dancing bookings so fingers crossed we can get it up the stairs. And de-flat-pack-it without too much hassle.
Have had a ridiculous amount of footworshippers and shoe lickers lately. Got bought some beaut flowers yday. I love flowers.
Also had a great fun hotel meet the other night. I text him when i got into the carpark and he left his door ajar, tied himself up and blindfolded himself. Apparently I was there to 'teach him a lesson'. Mission accomplished i do believe, as i left the hotel with him wallowing in piss in the bath with his balls recovering from the bashing i gave them. He loved it. It's a strange world.

-dating: Eurgh. Oh dear lord. SO. Internet dating is officially OFF the cards now. I've tried and tried and persevered and have had to finally call it a day. Why, I hear you ask? Well, after my last 'date' was 40minutes late to the coffee house, extremely dry and slow, we then went for a cigarrette in the town square. At which point he asked me if I like rum. I do not like rum, and no longer drink or do drugs due to rehab a couple of years back. I especially do not like rum at 4pm on a thursday afternoon in public. This man, however, loves it and carried on to take his bottle of rum out and start swigging away. Not that I particularly mind drinking- But there's a time and a place!! come on!

- burlesque: Only two weeks till my performance. AHHHH. scared.com. Got my swedish friend being my willing volunteer and a few new beautiful ideas for my act. Hopefully i'll get it videoed and up online at some point

-florida: Me and my lovely mother are going Florida for two weeks as of 24th July and i can't flipping wait! Flying into fort meyers and renting a car. Mum says she wants to be like Thelma and Louise. She's never seen...

Updates:

- work: going well. Dungeon all sorted now for the silly boys who want abusing. Just ordered a sofa (the most grown up thing I've done in a while) for my room for dancing bookings so fingers crossed we can get it up the stairs. And de-flat-pack-it without too much hassle.
Have had a ridiculous amount of footworshippers and shoe lickers lately. Got bought some beaut flowers yday. I love flowers.
Also had a great fun hotel meet the other night. I text him when i got into the carpark and he left his door ajar, tied himself up and blindfolded himself. Apparently I was there to 'teach him a lesson'. Mission accomplished i do believe, as i left the hotel with him wallowing in piss in the bath with his balls recovering from the bashing i gave them. He loved it. It's a strange world.

-dating: Eurgh. Oh dear lord. SO. Internet dating is officially OFF the cards now. I've tried and tried and persevered and have had to finally call it a day. Why, I hear you ask? Well, after my last 'date' was 40minutes late to the coffee house, extremely dry and slow, we then went for a cigarrette in the town square. At which point he asked me if I like rum. I do not like rum, and no longer drink or do drugs due to rehab a couple of years back. I especially do not like rum at 4pm on a thursday afternoon in public. This man, however, loves it and carried on to take his bottle of rum out and start swigging away. Not that I particularly mind drinking- But there's a time and a place!! come on!

- burlesque: Only two weeks till my performance. AHHHH. scared.com. Got my swedish friend being my willing volunteer and a few new beautiful ideas for my act. Hopefully i'll get it videoed and up online at some point

-florida: Me and my lovely mother are going Florida for two weeks as of 24th July and i can't flipping wait! Flying into fort meyers and renting a car. Mum says she wants to be like Thelma and Louise. She's never seen the film. I posted it to her so she can watch it and get educated. I would prefer it to be less Thelma and Louise, more surviving and getting home at the end of the trip. Rather than driving off the road into the abyss.

-other: Very excited about the SG meet in manchester. Only an hour away and it's been far too long since i've seen any of the girlies



Above: me and my old burlesque victim.



The book I bought.



And the map that my mother wants to use... Just No.