age: 32 (Nov 20, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2010

occupation: Professional cynic, but my heart's not in it.

body mods: I set them free.

fantasy:

heroes: Steve McQueen, Damon Albarn

crush: A girl named Chuck

i lost my virginity: and all I got was a lousy Tee-shirt.

most humbling moment: I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

into: All things Mod, Britpop, vintage, the '20s, '30s, and 40's. PG tips, NPR, psychology, pie, Rational Emotive Behavioral Therapy

makes me happy: Music, witty comedy, snark, blur reuniting,

gets me hot: Mod girls

sign: Scorpio