"Deserter!"

"thinks he's funny but he's not. "

"I fear for my liver if i ever go drinking with this gentleman"

"this man has a fast pass to my ass"

"an asset and an instigator in the tattoo group . . . happy birthday . 40 is a lot easier than everyone makes it out to be , if you're not an idiot "

"watch out, this man will assault you with a cuddly weapon."

"You're a wolf.."

"Big ups for the guy who'd still getting away with it, and no idea how!"

"He's like da man... d'ya know what i mean.... but I fear L.A. is taking its toll...."

"Do people honestly think that the British drink afternoon tea and are posh and snotty? I have only ever had afternoon tea once! And posh?! Are you serious?! Obviously you've never met this guy."

"He's more popular than his kids, and they hate him for it."

"He has the most awsomest collection od Duran Duran memrobilia"

"at least this geezer had enough sense to cut his balls off so he can hump his gorgeous wife without having to add to the brood"

"Looks like he's be useful in a curry house. "

"I would do him...what? I would...totally. ok I lied."