MEMBER SINCE: December 2004

occupation: let me tell you, i know why the fucking caged bird sings...

makes me sad: animal cruelty, getting older, pretty much death and aging in general.

fantasy: doing your mom. i don't know, i usually fantasize about stuff that's already happened.

body mods: tattoos:6 / piercings:2 (ears. i'm so old-fashioned)

gets me hot: kissing and porn: internet or television

stats: short and stout

sign: Aries

i lost my virginity: and it was all downhill from there....

into: movies & pop culture stuff, guys that wear eyeliner, i love the 1920s... i think cause they had so much fun and didn't give a shit... until the stock market crashed the fuck out...jeremy irons, laughing so hard you pee just a little, winning Gia Carangi items on Ebay, museums, not eating anything that once had a face, getting anything related to Angelina Jolie, and the name Emelyn.

most humbling moment: ?

crush: Manko, dane cook, Manko, Candylac, Steve Carrell hahaa, and Ryan muthafuckin' Reynolds baby