"I'm assuming you all have guns and crack"
- Superbad
Fucking Sony bastard cunting arse twattery. This could take a while.....
(1) Mini E forcibly removed my spacebar. Upon taking it in to get it fixed it transpires that it'll be a 140 minimum charge for a fucking spacebar. It's not Mini E's fault either as there's 'evidence' of it having been fucked for a while. It wouldn't be quite as annoying if -
(a) it sounds to be a common problem with this model,
(b) I'm 22 days out of my warranty period.
Shitty luck much?
(2) I have a Mark Ronson song in my head. I feel violated as I'd like to classify him as 'dislike' after his cover of Just, but it's just in there. I still don't have quite the same level of hatred for him as I do for Ronan Keating after his blasphemous remake of 'Iris'..... if I ever see him I will punch him in his fat floppy boy band haired face.
(3) Months of attempting to get Mini E to say hello to people on the telephone has backfired astronomically as now I can't seem to get her off the bloody thing. I can't speak to anyone without her wanting a look in.
(4) I've changed my phone number. Having had my phone tossed in the bath for the third time it finally gave up the ghost, and after six years I've decided it's time for a change. I swore for a long time that I wouldn't change my number in case The Impregnator ever wanted to get in contact, but I think that we're past that point. As I was stood in the relatives room at the hospital not long after Mini E's heart murmur diagnosis it occurred to me that a phone call at this stage just wouldn't be enough. Now I just need to try and memorise my number and we're set...
(5) Magners/Bulmers isn't Vegan. In fact, they're not even Vegetarian, so that's a slight overlook on my part. Still - boo hoo!
More unfortunate is the fact that Westons are Vegan. An unnecessary motive to choose Old Rosie?
(6) Why why why why why have they never released 'Dead Man On Campus' on DVD in the UK? Comedy restricting tomboy fruit bowl haircutting butch clit flicking turtle titty twisting bummer boys. I really want to watch it and am irritated by the need to have to have it shipped in.
(7) My last essay has been handed in, and I am in possession of my examinable piece. It's 50/50 on general course knowledge, and an essay on a rather interesting topic...
(8) The long weekend means a trip to N'ham to deal with some family stuff. Blah. Thankfully it also means that I should get to pop out for a spot of well deserved socialising.
(9) I now have the money to go to Download. This would be awesome were it not for the fact that I'll be two hundred miles away that weekend - erm, duh?! Instea I'll be booking my next tattoo this week. It's been a long time coming.
(10) The next person to MSN me to tell me that they're playing GTA IV (whilst I'm not) is going to get bitch slapped into next week.
Off to watch House ♥
"He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles"
- Superbad
Fucking Sony bastard cunting arse twattery. This could take a while.....
(1) Mini E forcibly removed my spacebar. Upon taking it in to get it fixed it transpires that it'll be a 140 minimum charge for a fucking spacebar. It's not Mini E's fault either as there's 'evidence' of it having been fucked for a while. It wouldn't be quite as annoying if -
(a) it sounds to be a common problem with this model,
(b) I'm 22 days out of my warranty period.
Shitty luck much?
(2) I have a Mark Ronson song in my head. I feel violated as I'd like to classify him as 'dislike' after his cover of Just, but it's just in there. I still don't have quite the same level of hatred for him as I do for Ronan Keating after his blasphemous remake of 'Iris'..... if I ever see him I will punch him in his fat floppy boy band haired face.
(3) Months of attempting to get Mini E to say hello to people on the telephone has backfired astronomically as now I can't seem to get her off the bloody thing. I can't speak to anyone without her wanting a look in.
(4) I've changed my phone number. Having had my phone tossed in the bath for the third time it finally gave up the ghost, and after six years I've decided it's time for a change. I swore for a long time that I wouldn't change my number in case The Impregnator ever wanted to get in contact, but I think that we're past that point. As I was stood in the relatives room at the hospital not long after Mini E's heart murmur diagnosis it occurred to me that a phone call at this stage just wouldn't be enough. Now I just need to try and memorise my number and we're set...
(5) Magners/Bulmers isn't Vegan. In fact, they're not even Vegetarian, so that's a slight overlook on my part. Still - boo hoo!
More unfortunate is the fact that Westons are Vegan. An unnecessary motive to choose Old Rosie?
(6) Why why why why why have they never released 'Dead Man On Campus' on DVD in the UK? Comedy restricting tomboy fruit bowl haircutting butch clit flicking turtle titty twisting bummer boys. I really want to watch it and am irritated by the need to have to have it shipped in.
(7) My last essay has been handed in, and I am in possession of my examinable piece. It's 50/50 on general course knowledge, and an essay on a rather interesting topic...
(8) The long weekend means a trip to N'ham to deal with some family stuff. Blah. Thankfully it also means that I should get to pop out for a spot of well deserved socialising.
(9) I now have the money to go to Download. This would be awesome were it not for the fact that I'll be two hundred miles away that weekend - erm, duh?! Instea I'll be booking my next tattoo this week. It's been a long time coming.
(10) The next person to MSN me to tell me that they're playing GTA IV (whilst I'm not) is going to get bitch slapped into next week.
Off to watch House ♥
"He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles"
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The Long weekend for me is going to be lazy followed by more lazy. I'm not feeling too great with it so I feel justified in my amount of lazy.
Hope you manage to have a good one my dear.
The last picture in your post would only be better if the dog ALSO had a lead and on that lead was a smaller animal and that animal had a lead and on that lead was a smaller animal and on that lead.......you get the picture.
Its unusually early for me to be this random.
Tripster