"Thank you so much for being my freind Sending lots of love your way from the Uk x x x x"

"i almost saw his testies!"

"his girlfriend is handsome! that's a compliment, right?"

"skeet skeet. Scooter still gives great head"

"scooter is adorable"

"I should have written this a while ago, but Scooter is a cool guy. Has given me good recommendations about where to grab the beer in the 'Hill.

And I will refrain from lame political jokes."

"scooter's sexy when he remembers to trim his nosehairs."

"IM GONNA TESTIFY!!! el SCOOTER IS ONE OF MY BROS'. A REAL MELLOW DUDE...
AND A TOP OFFICAL IN A SECRET CRIME ORGANIZATION YOU DONT WANNA FUCK WITH. HE NEEDS TO GO PAINTING W/ ME THOUGH.........OH YEH! LADIES SCOOTER SEEMS TO BE A HOT COMODITY SO YOU BETTER GRAB HIM QUICK. HIM AND HIS TWIN ARE LADY KILERS OR SUMTHIN'.
KEMIST HAS SPOKEN. amen.amen."