into: Reading, Sarcasm, Good music, Drawing, Magic-marker art, Weird foreign films, Rolling my eyes condescendingly, Playing guitar with much mediocrity, Journalism, Cooking for people, Frisbee, Yeti and Sasquatches, Red Tea, Nintendo, Psychology, Philosophy, and other nerdy things.

makes me happy: Toast, Walks at night, Spending quality time with friends, Drinking tea, Finding apposite quotes in books

makes me sad: When people devote too much energy worrying about things they can't control, Realizing having a Psychology degree means nothing

5 things i can't live without: Discussion, A good book, The Internet (There, I said it.), Food, Water (Or so the status-quo would have me believe)

vices: Inappropriately joking around with people, Good wine, book store browsing, Pac-Man, Being on the internet way too much for my own good.

occupation: Student

current crush: Wayne Coyne

stats: Tall, dark, and awkward.

body mods: Prehensile tail.

heroes: Super Mario, Alan Moore, Alfred Kinsey, David Sedaris, Frank Zappa

gets me hot: People who do some kind of art, A person with a good soul, Ear piercings, effete guys, girls who can play piano (I have no idea why that's gender-specific).

favorite position: Anything atop a mountain of circus-midgets.

sign: Aries

most humbling moment: When I was two-years-old, I was apparently caught sliding down a slide in my backyard after I had lubed my body with Vaseline. I've come a long way from my humble roots- I no longer use Vaseline.

i lost my virginity: Because seeing all those unicorns everywhere was really freaking me out.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Vegetarian

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Bookworm, Geek