age: 29 (Jan 17, 1983)
MEMBER SINCE: August 2008
occupation: Consultant
fantasy: Make love to Jesus
crush: My Love
most humbling moment: Offers for Payment
i lost my virginity: With my Dick
sign: Rectum? Damn Near Killdem
makes me happy: making money, retirement, SillyK close to me, Tulvan Mongol Throat singing
makes me sad: not making money, not having SillyK and my penis soft
into: Reset
gets me hot: Florida Weather
stats: Im a LVL 99 Wizzard who smokes blunts of dust with Jesus while i let clown corpses catch my dick droppings
Were takin Meatball to the Vet to get a shot. MY Balls are of exceptional Character and Size. I shit Success and Piss Excellence, I am a Big American Winnin Machine.
I have to poop right now but Its too late cause we have to be there at 1pm. MY Lord... 1st World Problems...
I have to poop right now but Its too late cause we have to be there at 1pm. MY Lord... 1st World Problems...












Antichrist