age: 30 (Jan 17, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2008

occupation: Consultant

fantasy: Make love to Jesus

makes me happy: making money, retirement, SillyK close to me, Tulvan Mongol Throat singing

into: Reset

most humbling moment: Offers for Payment

i lost my virginity: With my Dick

stats: Im a LVL 99 Wizzard who smokes blunts of dust with Jesus while i let clown corpses catch my dick droppings

crush: My Love

makes me sad: not making money, not having SillyK and my penis soft

sign: Rectum? Damn Near Killdem

heroes: Martin Luther King Jr.