age: 27 (Nov 14, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2003

occupation: Local neighborhood watchman, pogo-stick tester, and pharmaceutical whore.

sign: Empleados deben lavarse las manos por favor.

i lost my virginity: and i cant get up! HAHAHAHAHA!

stats: Que???

fantasy: yes.

body mods: 10g ears

makes me sad: people with livejournals, extremist redneck conservative fucks, extremist aging liberal hippie douches, extremist right-wing christian bible thumper pricks, when clothes shrink. and when doves cry...

makes me happy: people with intellect, girls with intellect, pleseant smelling parts of the world, walking around in the fog at 3 in the morning.