age: 28 (Aug 03, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2009

occupation: Student and factory worker

stats: 5'8 and and thin but about to work for a more muscular build.

most humbling moment: I went to LA for a week and there was nobody as pasty as me.

body mods: None.

i lost my virginity: On my teenage bed

crush: everybody practically. I'm an incredibly horny man!

makes me sad: plenty of things

fantasy: The Spanish chick from Y Tu Mama Tambien licking my nipples and spanking me.

into: Traveling, orgasmic excitement, and fun.

heroes: Bill Hicks George Carlin Martin Luther King

sign: Leo