About Me

Lloyd: Well who's going to man the phones?

Ari: Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Elektra calls for an emergency titty fuck, don't answer!

age: 30 (Sep 03, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: Full-Time Drudge, Part-Time God

into: Having my heart stepped on.

i lost my virginity: And now I can't find it. Dammit!!!!

crush: Too many on this site alone.

stats: 6'3", I'm a tall drink of water

heroes: Fedor Emelianenko, Jorge Gurgel, Carlson Gracie