About Me
Lloyd: Well who's going to man the phones?
Ari: Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Elektra calls for an emergency titty fuck, don't answer!
age: 30 (Sep 03, 1977)
MEMBER SINCE: January 2003
occupation: Full-Time Drudge, Part-Time God
into: Having my heart stepped on.
i lost my virginity: And now I can't find it. Dammit!!!!
crush: Too many on this site alone.
stats: 6'3", I'm a tall drink of water
heroes: Fedor Emelianenko, Jorge Gurgel, Carlson Gracie

















