age: 40 (Aug 23, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2005

occupation: JD candidate, University of Florida, Class of 2012

sign: Virgo

most humbling moment: every day, every hour, every minute, every second

stats: GET ME TO ICU STAT

into: law school drama.

makes me happy: good pizza, beautiful women, a great RTS, my little Valerie

crush: Col Wilma Deering

i lost my virginity: On a sofabed!

fantasy: Have had it...

body mods: My warranty isn't broken yet.