age: 100 (Sep 09, 1912)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: Exploiting 6,000 years of civilization

crush: your Mom

i lost my virginity: on the fourth of July while listening to famous Presidential speeches

sign: Virgo

heroes: your mom

makes me happy: Jokes, music, food, movies, pretty smiles, friends,

stats: Sarcastic as Fuck

most humbling moment: Whenever I forget to be humble

makes me sad: everything else

body mods: yeah

gets me hot: hot stuff