age: 99 (Jun 06, 1912)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: Exploiting 6,000 years of civilization

gets me hot: hot stuff

makes me sad: everything else

most humbling moment: Whenever I forget to be humble

sign: Virgo

into: I love Stuff! Probably whatever shiny thing is dangled in front of me

crush: That hot chick in that bad movie

i lost my virginity: being in the right place at the right time

makes me happy: Jokes, music, food, movies, pretty smiles, friends,

heroes: your mom

stats: Sarcastic as Fuck