age: 31 (Aug 27, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2004

occupation: Writer/ Bartender/ Gonzo Journalist/ emcee/ town drunk

sign: make a lower case "d" w/ yer right. Now a "C" w/ yer left.

gets me hot: satan & jesus

stats: I was out on the DL this season.

makes me happy: satan

makes me sad: jesus

most humbling moment: In 2001 I was poisoned. But to all of my friends and the cops that were kicking me on the sidewalk, it looked like I was toe-up after only three rounds. As of last Monday, I've still never heard the end of it.

heroes: Joe Strummer. Tom Robbins. The Stza. Jack Kerouac. Tony Bourdain. Dale DeGroff. Buck Hingley. Tonedeff. Tony Abou-Ganim. Chuck Bukowski. Julie Reiner. El-P. Allen Ginsberg. Dexter Morgan. Derrick Morgan.

fantasy: I'd like to drop out of modern society. Like, lose the SS # and credit score, & exist as some kinda benevolent criminal.

i lost my virginity: and recently found it on eBay for a 88 cents plus postage, with no visible damage from the front.

body mods: Satan intended me to live like this.