dose

it could have been worse. you could have been driving home...theres a truck in front of you. the truck is full of monkeys....monkeys on cocaine. somehow, one of them jimmies the lock on the truck open, and suddenly, they envelop your car like indians surrounding a wagon. you try to get around them, you even run a couple over. but before you realize it, one of them jumps over and opens your passenger side door which you unwisely left unlocked. they pour in and start biting you and pelting you with feces. your arms flailing, you lose control of the vehicle and plow into another car. this alone would be bad enough, but what makes it especially bad is that that car was on fire. the fire spreads to your car and now you have flaming monkeys jumping all over the place, clawing at your eyes and pulling your hair. eventually you expire from the shock when one of the monkeys gouges out your eyes and violates the gaping wound.

so, ya know, you gotta keep a positive outlook about these things.