into: Cooking. Traveling. Fart jokes. Getting healthy. Roller coasters. Haunted Houses. Scary movies. Cuddling with my pups.
not into: Feet. Paper Cuts. Dusting. Water on the floor in the bathroom.
makes me happy: Sneezing. Staying in. Going out. The beach. A lazy morning. Seeing live music. Reading a great book. Romance. Poems by e.e.cummings. Documentaries. Drakkar noir. Fitting back into clothes I haven't been able to wear in many years. Being married to my best friend.
makes me sad: Carrot top. Since he exists, that may be enough proof that there isn't a god.
hobbies: Cursing at the stair climber. Road trips. Reading. Playing Original NES. Bike rides. Planning my escape from AZ.
5 things i can't live without: A sense of purpose. My family. My dogs. Chapstick. MUSIC.
vices: Jameson with a pickle back.
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: Ideally, heading out of town. Watching Netflix. Bike riding. In the gym.
occupation: trainer (boils down to a cheerleader and therapist)
current crush: My husband, Thrasher. (Also, Idris Elba and Yohan Cabaye.)
stats: Autocatalytic
body mods: Lots of tattoos.
heroes: Scarlett O'Hara and Joe Don Baker as MITCHELL
fantasy: A walk-in closet, a house at the beach, and to travel the world.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Tattooed, Indie Rocker, Retro, Punk, Hippy