"Captain. A pleasure."

"Better than the rest.
Be jealous."

"Dizzle does not wear a condom. There is no protection from Diz."

"Love is hell...but I can always expect that Diz will treat my mother right..."

"Diz will either fuck you up, or introduce you to his mother. Either way he's a good man to have on your side."

"
.....always...... "

"burn bitch."

"I get totally turned on whenever Diz eats hot dogs in front of me.

Seriously."

"I love Diz. I LOVE DIZ."

""

"
YOGA FLAME!"

"If it meant that Diz would be around more I would write him a testimonial every single day until I perish. If it meant that Diz were not here but spent every single day of his life happy and healthy and stress free I would write him 2 testimonials per day.

If any of you reading this is are slow on math that means I would like to write him 1 testimonial per day, the one for his being here cancels out the one for his not being here and he is happy and healthy and stress free."

"As the godmother to Diz and VH's lovechild, I would like to say this: Diz will bust you out with his super-sperm...

I love you and hate you for being so remarkably fabulous... "

"If it ever came down to a battle to the death between VelvetHolmes and I over who gets custody of you and your love, I would win. Scientists from the future would find his remains and be so dumbfounded as to how and why he was so savagely vanquished that they would assume the Gods themselves had done it as an example to all of humanity of the impending potential apocalypse for crimes committed against them. I think my feelings for him are clear."

"Dizzy smells of the chocolate cheese that boasts to make your soul glow. He is my boy and I love him and if he does not make a point of being round these here parts I am not renewing my subscription next week when it comes up. This will not upset him, but I can guarantee that the wailing banshee moans of one Smuffy will. Word."