"I can't really leave you a testimonial because I haven't met you yet. But it's going to happen eventually, even if by random chance, the laws of probability are on my side. So I guess all I can say is...I'm looking forward to it."

"this bitch is rockin'!
"

"still my best friend in the world."

"This girl makes me wanna schooop.

Schoop a doop.
Schooop a doop.
Shhhoooop a doop a dopah doop.

Also, she's very pretty, has a nice smile and will drink fetid water for 50 cents. Don't let the glazed look fool you... she's a smarty too. She's just high."

"sarah won't let me leave a comment, so i will leave a testimonial instead that says she's really friendly, and makes comments about fulfilling my fantasies about punk rock girls and kissing and the rain. i hope she's doing well, because she seems to be a cool lady."

"i love sarah...
she is my very best friend in the world"

"sarah smells but is great anyway. "