makes me happy: Money. Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness was a broke ass dumbfuck.

makes me sad: The folks that run this site showing long time limbo girls such disrespect. This site claiming "empowerment". Sean Suhl, and that chick who really needs to dye her fucking roots in her user pic. Living in this shitty town. Scene kids, especially those little emo fucks. But not sad in an "weh weh I'm gonna pretend to slit my wrists to get attention" kind of way, but more in a "HULK SMASH PUNY EMO TWATHOLE" kind of way. Fuckin' emo kids, I tell ya. I'll buy all you little shits a razor just to make sure you do it right.

5 things i can't live without: Comics, my iPod, car, glasses, and cell phone.

vices: Convenience, apparently.

thoughts on sg: I hate it

occupation: Bad ass motherfucker.

current crush: A site like this that actually puts their limbo girls sets up in an appropriate time frame.

stats: +2 to asskickery.

body mods: Broken heart, scarred soul, bad brains, and a labret.

heroes: Certainly not Sean and Missy.

gets me hot: Being set on fire.

favorite position: The around the back waffle batter slurpee 1080 McTwist.

fantasy: This site being awesome again. I've got a better chance of my parents becoming scientists, then the earth beginning to self destruct, so they send me away in an escape pod. Upon crash landing, being adopted by a loving elder farmworking couple, then discovering the differently colored sun grants me superpowers.

sign: No Speed Limit.

most humbling moment: Hahaha, good one there. Humble, yeah. Funny shit, that is.

i lost my virginity: To your mom. Then nine months later, you popped out. Fuckin' child support broke my ass, and you show me no gratitude.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show., A long, slow, late dinner with friends.

I WANT: Romance, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories