
age: 31 (May 03, 1981)
MEMBER SINCE: October 2004
occupation: Full-time average Joe, part-time sociopath
crush: Spicy Tuna Handroll
gets me hot: Lesbians
sign: Taurus
into: Darkness
most humbling moment: The day I realized I was no better than anyone else.
makes me happy: Knowing that I'm living my life on my own terms and making choices independent of the influence of others.
body mods: Pierced, but no ink yet.
makes me sad: People who waste their potential.
fantasy: You and me. Playing scrabble. Naked.
i lost my virginity: to a girl I courted from the 5th grade all the way to my freshman year in high school.
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