age: 28 (Feb 21, 1984)
MEMBER SINCE: September 2010
occupation: Musician, Massage Therapist
into: Snowboarding, sushi, beer
makes me sad: Drunken "Chads"
stats: 5'7" Slim
gets me hot: Heavy guitar, black hair, pretty girls, raw fish
makes me happy: Sunshine
most humbling moment: There's a possibility I may have once been fired from a job by a substandard human with hatred in their heart.. but no hard feelings.
heroes: My inner-child, Queen Elizabeth
fantasy: Blue hair, angel wings, razor blades, velcro, and lace.
crush: Gabe Saporta
i lost my virginity: Early














Hanke