Bon fuckingsoir mutherfuckers!

It's here peeps! Europe's night of nights. The musical version of the Special Olympics. The Eurovision Song Contest! Ever wonder what Croatian rap sounds like? Curious about Turkish dance? Ever wondered why you don't hear enough songs about abandoned livestock performed by lingerie clad Bosnian women? For people like me who like punching themselves with extreme predjudice in the face until they get a concussion, or the brain dead retards who love the songs and take this political circle jerk seriously, enjoy the night. Here's some fuckers from the past to give you a taste.

For those uninitiated with the Euro Song Contest, it's like world cup soccer except the finalists are chosen, not by their skills but by some retarded arcane method that ensures the best every country has to offer is ignored and replaced with the most annoying, tedious, fist shakingly god awful fuckers you can possibly imagine. It's the European version of music Idol, where equally annoying and tedious fuckers waste our waking, breathing hours with their terrible renditions of equally terrible top forty crap songs. Like hell, it's suffering without relief.

Think I'm making this shit up? Giddyup fuckers! Here;s a medley from Euro Vomit Song Shite, Jaysus, this shit is so fucking terrible make up your own minds...

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Jaysus Check out the Greek entrants, Devo rip offs? Or as they say in Greek Devoripocles.

Yes Europeans are a special breed. Normal people would eat through their own limbs, or like in Roman times fiegn serious injury to be carried out of one of Nero's interminable plays, to escape such fucking shite. Europeans, who are obviously still proud of the musical defacation they praise which English speakers (apart from England who subscribe to this shite) find retarded, puzzling, and fucking awful on every level of human tolerance.

Jesus, on a continental level,...

Bon fuckingsoir mutherfuckers!

It's here peeps! Europe's night of nights. The musical version of the Special Olympics. The Eurovision Song Contest! Ever wonder what Croatian rap sounds like? Curious about Turkish dance? Ever wondered why you don't hear enough songs about abandoned livestock performed by lingerie clad Bosnian women? For people like me who like punching themselves with extreme predjudice in the face until they get a concussion, or the brain dead retards who love the songs and take this political circle jerk seriously, enjoy the night. Here's some fuckers from the past to give you a taste.

For those uninitiated with the Euro Song Contest, it's like world cup soccer except the finalists are chosen, not by their skills but by some retarded arcane method that ensures the best every country has to offer is ignored and replaced with the most annoying, tedious, fist shakingly god awful fuckers you can possibly imagine. It's the European version of music Idol, where equally annoying and tedious fuckers waste our waking, breathing hours with their terrible renditions of equally terrible top forty crap songs. Like hell, it's suffering without relief.

Think I'm making this shit up? Giddyup fuckers! Here;s a medley from Euro Vomit Song Shite, Jaysus, this shit is so fucking terrible make up your own minds...





Jaysus Check out the Greek entrants, Devo rip offs? Or as they say in Greek Devoripocles.

Yes Europeans are a special breed. Normal people would eat through their own limbs, or like in Roman times fiegn serious injury to be carried out of one of Nero's interminable plays, to escape such fucking shite. Europeans, who are obviously still proud of the musical defacation they praise which English speakers (apart from England who subscribe to this shite) find retarded, puzzling, and fucking awful on every level of human tolerance.

Jesus, on a continental level, for one night, taste and art becomes some homogenised bleeting from nameless fuckers who unless they are particularlty awful, or perhaps on rare occasions gifted are remembered.