age: 58 (Jan 11, 1954)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2011

occupation: Dilettante and narcissist.

body mods: None. Live with it.

stats: 6'2", 200 lbs, bald, ordinary.

sign: Go.

crush: Three goth babes at my coffeehouse.

makes me sad: The US Congress; that all is vanity; that I have learned it is impossible for me to establish and maintain an intimate relationship--I can love, feel, fuck, and speak well, but that's about it.

most humbling moment: The moment I realized that in about 50 years no one will know I ever existed; nevertheless, that God loves me, but I can't do anything about it.

i lost my virginity: In a closet at my brother's wedding with a drunk woman who posed in Playboy and wanted to do it with a seminary student (me at the time).

heroes: Jesus; the firefighters at the Twin Towers on 9/11; men who are good fathers and faithful husbands; the nameless guy who keeps his lonely neighbor company on a cold night; the teacher who, in his spare time, taught that homeless kid to read..

into: Spiritual desire, Suicide Girls, Mexican food, good literature, history, figuring out the meaning of 'freedom", sex fantasies, a certain black stretchy shiny leather thong (on you).