"First of all, I miss this guy. He taught me to play shuffle board, didn't freak out when I spilled a whole pint of beer on him, and cooked me one of the best dinners I've ever had!"

"You need to eat dude."

"Okay, this is my second but serious recommendation. Scott is, I'd say, the best friend I've made from the site. As such I feel like I've known him for a lot longer than the year or so it's been. Yet I feel justified that with the site or in spite of it we'd still be friends. And there are not too many people I can say that about with as much certainty and conviction."

"How is it that I outweigh Desdy by about 54lbs and he can still out-drink me?

He also wears pants that I could never fit into."

"I'm convinced Desdenova is the alternate-reality version of myself. Mentally, we're a lot alike, but physically, we couldn't be more different. Seriously, this cat is good people."

"He took me in from the cold when I was left on the streets by "crazy cunt faced daloris"........ I mean, how much better can you get!?!? He likes nice pens, and even allows others to write harsh w/ them w/ not even a cringe (other then the cringes from within)...... rock on my sweet Desdenova! Rock on!"

"Des sings a mean karaoke"

"He might possibly be one of the only people that is scrawnier than me. That deserves props on its own.

And, as if that werent enough, he's beautiful to boot."

"Wherever justice needs a hand, Desdenova is there.
Wherever the sun needs a little help to shine brightly, Desdenova is there.
Wherever beautiful women in corsets and boots need help rubbing themselves with scented lotion, Desdenova is there.

Desdenova lives in the hearts and minds of us all.
He is a figment of your imagination.
He doesn't really exist.
Are you sure that you do?"

"I miss this man. The last month and a half in Seattle Mr. D was a true friend. It's always an honor to meet someone who you can get drunk with, eat dinner at 4am with and still talk with after a move."

"Desdenova is a sweet boy. A sweet boy with asstastic pants."