into: Aardvark bondage

makes me happy: Drizzly days, inspiration, leaving myself glowing testimonials.

5 things i can't live without: Joie de la vie, esprit de l'escalier, carpe diem, c'est la vie, idiomatic phrases in foreign lanuages.

thoughts on sg: It's okay

 

gender: male

occupation: Lewd Dances: Twenty five cents.

stats: Drug habit skinny, but without those pesky needle scars.

favorite position: I only have sex through my special mormon underwear. This means my favorite position is the one that god likes the most.

fantasy: Bondaging all the aardvarks in the world. At the same time!

sign: Libra

most humbling moment: When the aardvark bondaged me.

i lost my virginity: and all I got was this crappy t-shirt.

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship.

MY STATUS: single

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Occasionally

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Diva.