age: 27 (Sep 14, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2009

occupation: Auto Body Shop Painter

makes me sad: Skittles instead of Sour Punch Straws

fantasy: James Franco letting me have butt sex with him!

crush: James Franco, duh.

i lost my virginity: when I was 16 on my best friends bed

makes me happy: Cherry Sour Punch Straws

into: Anything having to do with James Franco. There's just something about that boy that makes me wanna pull weave out!

most humbling moment: Everytime I accidently queef. I no longer feel like a porn star and just have to laugh.

gets me hot: When boys get pissed