age: 46 (Mar 02, 1967)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2004

occupation: Academic advisor, freelance writer, filmmaker, editor, voiceover artist

i lost my virginity: while my parents were downstairs watching THE LOVE BOAT.

most humbling moment: last night's near-death meditation experience.

stats: Tall Dark and Gruesome

crush: the Brit pyromaniac on DEXTER

body mods: Word tattoo on right shoulder (part of the Shelley Jackon Skin Project)

into: astral projection, giant reptiles, alien theory, sex and rock and roll, therapy, cigarettes, old movies, by which I mean 1929-34, the pre-code era... OLD School.

makes me happy: anti-depressants, autumn, monsters, candles, my fireplace, the colors blood and black, hot baths, friends, where I work which is full of cute poets.

makes me sad: Fundamentalism, frat boys, over-population and courts controlling our right to die or to take drugs, Pollution and the general evil crappiness at large

heroes: The Shadow, Gandhi, Mr. Rogers, Joseph Campbell, Martin Luther King, Fat Elvis, Jody Hill

gets me hot: hospital uniforms, stockings, beautiful long hair, naked thighs with badass boots, you know how they do.