into: Writing, Being lazy, and Clubbin, hips

makes me happy: hips, sarcasim, honesty, spontaneous childlike acts.

makes me sad: idiots, bad drivers, people who lie.

5 things i can't live without: Vodka, wryly smiles, vicious quips, Boots, Funky hair.

vices: brutal honesty

thoughts on sg: I like it

occupation: Creator of the California Palm Monkey

current crush: Baast the cat

stats: Whats stats do guys have?

body mods: Ah ha! I am pure of body if not soul!

gets me hot: biting hips, my neck, hips in general

favorite position: Pulling your hair from behind as you scream

fantasy: To commit suicide with a radial arm saw. Chop my own head right off.

sign: Tarus

i lost my virginity: I sold it to satan for a small ransom..

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Goth, Retro, Punk, Metalhead, Hippy, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Raver, Geek, Fetish, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories