into: brainy chicks, short chicks, tall chicks, hairy chicks, redheads, brunettes, Pittsburgh Pirates, Pittsburgh Steelers, Pittsburgh Penguins, film noir, offensive humor, erotica, Jimmy Stewart films, Bogart, David Lynch, Steve Albini, old country music, moderation
makes me happy: yuri, manga, good music, good art, gun collecting, target shooting, knives, the patriarchy, denying my privilege and finding new privileges to deny, capitalism, swimming underwater in the darkness
makes me sad: bad music, bad art, the Pirates' 19 year losing streak (I mean, c'mon, nearly 2 decades and no winning record?!?), critical massholes.
hobbies: Music, art, writing, reading, stuff
5 things i can't live without: dynamite, nitro, a nuclear reactor, plutonium, 30.06
vices: Fatty foods. Too much wanking. Others, I'm sure.
thoughts on sg: I hate it
i spend most of my free time: draining the ocean
occupation: Mushroom cloud layin' muthafucka
current crush: Zooey Deschanel, Natali del Conte, Brookers
heroes: R Crumb, David Lynch, Russ Myer, David Cronenberg, Steve Albini, Squidward, Sandy Cheeks, Privilege Denying Dude
gets me hot: tall girls, hairy girls, girls in glasses, chubby girls, skinny girls, redheads, brunettes, blondes
fantasy: Commandeering the world's largest steam roller at the world's largest gathering of Critical Massholes.
sign: Leo
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Nope
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!
MY POLITICS: Grumpy Conservative
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.
