About Me
'I came here to chew bubblegum, and kickass. And I'm all outta bubble gum."
-Roddy Piper, They Live
age: 35 (Feb 15, 1977)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2005
occupation: trader joes
heroes: Bill Nye, My Dog, Einstein,
most humbling moment: That time I was talking to that girl and I spit a piece of french fry at her.
sign: Aqua
gets me hot: Depth and tits.
i lost my virginity: On my best friend's living room floor.
FEBRUARY 2011
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Mine was horrible.
Oranges, tomatoes, yogurt, and pain.
Next time, I'll leave out the Oranges.