age: 30 (Apr 06, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2004

occupation: glorified maid

gets me hot: shokwave and hot chicks

crush: shokwave

sign: please do not tap on glass

stats: sugar and spice and chemical X

makes me happy: meeting new people that I actually like, freebies, buying new DVDs, hot naked chicks, painting my toenails, wasting time, cuddling, sushi, Batman toys, cheese, the cats, traveling, lazy Sundays, Nintendo, candy, warm clothes out of the dryer, good sex, that Dwarf Invasion song, being a glorified maid, that good feeling after working out (it's a rarity for me), corsets, pretty knives, cartoons

into: porn, making crafty things, sewing, cute girls, bad movies, pilates, anything retro-esque, pin-up photography, lingerie