MEMBER SINCE: September 2011

occupation: muppet for hire

makes me sad: the inevitable robot uprising

gets me hot: legs legs legs. girls who drive pick-up trucks.

sign: aquaman

fantasy: i want to get a dog and name it Edgar Allan Pug. guess which breed.

crush: zooey deschanel

heroes: i wrote my college admissions essay about bruce lee. it worked.

stats: can grow a beard that deflects bullets.

makes me happy: vinyl, whiskey drinks, hardwood floors, ma frens, being a goof, clean soft sheets, rainy days, monster trucks, old photographs, claymation, eating foods

i lost my virginity: under a couch fort. such is my life.

most humbling moment: when i realized you don't know what you don't know.