So I'm at the Ottawa Sexapolooza and it's cool. No SG related kiosk... bummer. There are some sexy ladies about. Time to morph into a gentlemam.
I'm so sick it's retarded. I got a cold and sinusitis. Someone please come and rub some vicks on my chest and bake me cupcakes. 
Deep in reflection, I thought to myself: I wish I had a classy British accent. 'Why?' me brain replies. Well lad, because it simply does not sound half as bad when making lewd comments to women. Upon this revelation of epic proportions, I decided to go in font of the mirror and give it a go...
First attempt. Me, as a typical French Canadian: Heille beubé, I want to fuck you sti!
The second attempt. Me, as faithful as I can to a reproduction of an Oxfordphone: Hello beautiful, I would perform all sorts of severe sexual misconducts on that tight little fleshy unit of yours.
Ladies? Any thoughts? What say you!?
First attempt. Me, as a typical French Canadian: Heille beubé, I want to fuck you sti!
The second attempt. Me, as faithful as I can to a reproduction of an Oxfordphone: Hello beautiful, I would perform all sorts of severe sexual misconducts on that tight little fleshy unit of yours.
Ladies? Any thoughts? What say you!?
So tonight I stayed sober for a friend's birthday party. So we went to this bar. In this bar I stumbled upon this girl I had a threesome with a few years ago. She rembered my face and my name. I remember her face but not her name. Her face showed a bit of awkwardness even though she's a graduate in sexology. Where am I going with this? I don't know. Maybe we should've had sex again. Even though my friend's friend is probably the next girl I'm having sex with. She's a total sweetheart. I enjoy having sex with girls to make them feel better about themselves. Because I'm a gentleman like that.
Tonight was a good night lol
Tonight was a good night lol
No, I will not support/contribute to your attention whoring on every social media/naked pictures website there is. Leave me alone. You're not a rockstar or a super model.
I'm starting to look like one of those black and white, 1930s, French cinema movie stars. Someone even said Salvador Dali, but I can't twist it upwards just yet.
True story!...
I was going to rant but, fuck that...awesomeness! I need to stop being so depressed here in North Bay although there are many reasons why this town sucks for a guy like me. I should go have a few beers with the boys down in Toronto.
I was going to rant but, fuck that...awesomeness! I need to stop being so depressed here in North Bay although there are many reasons why this town sucks for a guy like me. I should go have a few beers with the boys down in Toronto.
