age: 45 (Apr 08, 1967)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2003

occupation: Psycopathic Super-Freak

stats: Twelve hits with four RBI's

i lost my virginity: Oh...no wait a sec. Here it is! My bad...

gets me hot: Pierced girls with tattoos. The more metal and ink, the better.

sign: Keep hands and feet inside the ride at all times

crush: Milla Jovovich

fantasy: To have a world ruling religion with me as the primary diety (if you must dream, dream big I say...)

most humbling moment: Any time I am forced to work for a person who is much younger than I am.

into: Piercing, tattoos, computers, violent anime, violent video games, partying, lots more...

body mods: a dragon, an eagle, and a zombie's face. 4g tongue, eyebrow, lip, 2g ears, daith. More of both to come soon.

makes me sad: When I can't get it quite the way I want it (whatever "it" might be at the moment), knowing Michael Jackson and Britney Spears are still breathing the same air as I am.