CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: not telling

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories