into: Hot naked chicks I guess, stuff.

not into: your mom.

5 things i can't live without: porn, wrestling, my car, my phone, potato bread.

vices: Hah. Too many to list.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: retail whore

current crush: Christina Ricci?

stats: batting .087, OBP .196

body mods: none, likely never will.

heroes: Lewis Black, Jon Stewart

favorite position: 3rd base, baby! haha

sign: Do NOT back up

i lost my virginity: to a woman i didn't love...weep.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: cheater

I WANT: Booty

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories