age: 32 (Dec 05, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2005

occupation: Space viking

crush: Orange?

body mods: Neural net processor, armored endoskeleton, parking subroutines

makes me sad: The lack of piracy in my life.

makes me happy: Hot naked ladies, hot merging action, wishing for Yoshi, great video games.

sign: Watch for falling rocks.

most humbling moment: Humble? Not me.

i lost my virginity: yeah, I sure did.

into: Awesome stuff.

heroes: They mostly come out at night... mostly.

gets me hot: Redheads, pale girls, fishnets/stockings, geeky girls with glasses, nice soft butts.