About Me
Needs a place to hide on the internet from the prying and judgemental eyes of my housemates.
Always been too cool for school. Likes a nice bit of cake.
age: 28 (Aug 15, 1983)
MEMBER SINCE: October 2006
occupation: Charity Worker/Self Righteous Asshole
i lost my virginity: After my boyfriend shat himself on the train. Romance eh?
sign: Insert humourous joke here
most humbling moment: See above.
makes me sad: Fat people eating on their own. I seriously cry every time I see this.
body mods: Thermaltake Toughpower 750 Watt (no that wasn't funny)
BLOGS
Bagel, Bagel, Bagel, Bagel.
Internet's back! Hurray! Now I can download shit tv programmes and read crap when I should be doing something more productive.
Went to see Mummy Says I'm Special (my ex flatmate and current flatmates band) tonight at a nice little venue in Kilburn. Hardly anyone was there but it was nice to see them.
The hardcore band that headlined covered Minor Threat's 'I don't wanna hear it' and me and Jack started a two person circle pit that involved me chasing will like a chicken around the room. It was probably the most embarassing moment of my life.
On the train home, there was one of those hideous blokes who likes to point out obvious things about unsuspecting passengers and generally be loud and offensive. Our conversation went something like...
Me to Jack: I bet he's unhappy. These guys are always unhappy and hate their jobs. I'll give you a pound if you ask him if he's happy...
Obnoxious guy: Hey big guy! How tall are you?
Jack: 5 ft 7. How happy are you, son?
Obnoxious guy: Er...you're not 5ft 7. You're massive. HUGE! You're the biggest guy I've ever seen.
Jack: Yeah mate. What do you do for a living?
Obnoxious guy: I'm an estate agent. And yes. I'm unhappy.
Awkward silence.
Will: You look like Michael Fucking Barrymore!
We left with the parting shot:
Me: Eh mate, you end up floating on your arse in a swimming pool, don't come running to us, you hear?
I hate guys like that. They can intimidate couples or girls on their own just because they're so miserable and want the attention of the whole carriage.
I'm so drunk and my ears really fucking hurt.
Me and Jack are going to write a song about the HBO drama Oz called "Raping and Drug Taking". It's a work in progress.
CreamyGoodness came round for a playrape, I mean date. We played lots of Guitar Hero 2, Soul Blade (or Calibur, what's it called?) and...
Internet's back! Hurray! Now I can download shit tv programmes and read crap when I should be doing something more productive.
Went to see Mummy Says I'm Special (my ex flatmate and current flatmates band) tonight at a nice little venue in Kilburn. Hardly anyone was there but it was nice to see them.
The hardcore band that headlined covered Minor Threat's 'I don't wanna hear it' and me and Jack started a two person circle pit that involved me chasing will like a chicken around the room. It was probably the most embarassing moment of my life.
On the train home, there was one of those hideous blokes who likes to point out obvious things about unsuspecting passengers and generally be loud and offensive. Our conversation went something like...
Me to Jack: I bet he's unhappy. These guys are always unhappy and hate their jobs. I'll give you a pound if you ask him if he's happy...
Obnoxious guy: Hey big guy! How tall are you?
Jack: 5 ft 7. How happy are you, son?
Obnoxious guy: Er...you're not 5ft 7. You're massive. HUGE! You're the biggest guy I've ever seen.
Jack: Yeah mate. What do you do for a living?
Obnoxious guy: I'm an estate agent. And yes. I'm unhappy.
Awkward silence.
Will: You look like Michael Fucking Barrymore!
We left with the parting shot:
Me: Eh mate, you end up floating on your arse in a swimming pool, don't come running to us, you hear?
I hate guys like that. They can intimidate couples or girls on their own just because they're so miserable and want the attention of the whole carriage.
I'm so drunk and my ears really fucking hurt.
Me and Jack are going to write a song about the HBO drama Oz called "Raping and Drug Taking". It's a work in progress.
CreamyGoodness came round for a playrape, I mean date. We played lots of Guitar Hero 2, Soul Blade (or Calibur, what's it called?) and...
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